The Armonk Players presents Date Night: Five humorous one-act plays about dating from The Armonk Players. From blind dates to game show dates to dates about people who used to date but they can’t remember. Including:

Sure Thing by David Ives

features a chance meeting of two characters, Betty and Bill, whose conversation is continually reset by the use of a ringing bell, starting over when one of them responds negatively to the other.

Check Please by Jonathan Rand.

Dating can be hard. Especially when your date happens to be a raging kleptomaniac, or your grandmother’s bridge partner, or a mime. Check Please follows a series of blind dinner dates that couldn’t get any worse — until they do. Could there possibly be a light at the end of the tunnel?

English Made Simple by David Ives

is the story of a couple named Jack and Jill who meet at a party. As the night progresses, it becomes apparent that the two knew each other, and were even involved romantically, before this night at the party. Meanwhile, a college English professor, whose name is never announced, explains what the couple is really thinking as they talk to each other.

National Love Championship by Joy Arzaga.

A TV game show hosted by two sports-like commentators where the two contestants, Karen and Vito compete for the trophy of irresistibility by Karen having to resist Vito’s charms and Vito having to win Karen’s affection. Will Karen keep saying “No!”? Will Vito pull out all his game playing charms to get Karen to say “Yes”? Tune in to this finale episode to find out!

A Chance Meeting by Frederick Stroppel.

A man and a woman in a lounge glance, nod and speak in this bewitchingly comic piece. They have nothing in common but are attracted to each other. When another man enters and calls the first by a different name, he explains that the woman is really his wife and the pretense is merely to add spice to their marriage. The fur flies when the woman makes a pitch for the second man.

Directed by Joy Arzaga

With Kevin Arthur, Jessica Bulzacchelli, Bill Halliburton, Karen Heck, Laura Inzeo, Phyllis Kosminsky, Chris Nardi, Jacob Ruiz, Adrienne Sabilia, Eric Schuster, Frank Tarascio, Patricia White, Beth Zucker and Carlie Zucker